Shacks Joke Pad

***WARNING*** As the title states this is my Joke Pad. It contains jokes I have collected over the years from all different sources. This blog is for the open minded who dont take offence. If you are offended easily please look else where. This blog is not politically or morally correct it's just me having a laugh and hoping you have a laugh as well. ANY PICTURES OR JOKES YOU'D LIKE TO SHARE PLEASE SEND THEM TO-

Wednesday, June 29, 2011


A German walks into a library and ask for a book on war.
The librarian says "Fuck off you lost the last two".

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

i Pad

I've heard that Apple have scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod after realising that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.

Another Quiz Question

One of the other questions was to name two things commonly found in cells.

It appears that Scousers and Pikeys is not the correct answer

Pub Quiz

In a pub quiz the other day I lost by one point.

The question was where do women mostly have curly hair?

Apparently, it's Africa


My small grandson got lost at the shopping mall.......... He approached a uniformed security guard and said, "I've lost my grandpa!"

The guard asked, "What's his name?"

"Grandpa" The guard smiled then asked, "What's he like?"

The little tyke hesitated for a moment and then replied, "Jack Daniels and women with big tits."


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