***WARNING*** As the title states this is my Joke Pad. It contains jokes I have collected over the years from all different sources. This blog is for the open minded who dont take offence. If you are offended easily please look else where. This blog is not politically or morally correct it's just me having a laugh and hoping you have a laugh as well. ANY PICTURES OR JOKES YOU'D LIKE TO SHARE PLEASE SEND THEM TO- firstname.lastname@example.org
I've heard that Apple have scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod after realising that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.
One of the other questions was to name two things commonly found in cells.
In a pub quiz the other day I lost by one point.
My small grandson got lost at the shopping mall.......... He approached a uniformed security guard and said, "I've lost my grandpa!"