Q: What is the medical term for the fatty tissue surrounding the clitoris?
A: The wife!
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I was at Tesco this afternoon, when a lady dropped dead in front of me.
A friend of mine says he is shagging twins. I said, 'How can you tell the difference?'
A charity pantomime in aid of Paranoid Schizophrenics and Homosexuals descended into chaos yesterday when somebody shouted, 'He's behind you!'
Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when