Shacks Joke Pad

***WARNING*** As the title states this is my Joke Pad. It contains jokes I have collected over the years from all different sources. This blog is for the open minded who dont take offence. If you are offended easily please look else where. This blog is not politically or morally correct it's just me having a laugh and hoping you have a laugh as well. ANY PICTURES OR JOKES YOU'D LIKE TO SHARE PLEASE SEND THEM TO-

Monday, March 22, 2010

Airport Scanner

Essex Girl

Essex girl in bed with her boyfriend says, 'How dare you call me a
slapper, get out of my bed right now and take your f****ing mates with you'


What is the medical term for the fatty tissue surrounding the clitoris?

The wife.

Stand Up

Had my first Gig as a stand up comedian at an old people's home last

They didn't get any of my jokes but they still pissed themselves.


Boy comes home and tells his parents he has just had sex for the first

The proud Dad says 'I'll buy you a bike to celebrate, but you will have to
wait until next pay day"

the boy replies 'that's alright Dad, my arse is too sore to ride it anyway'


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