Shacks Joke Pad

***WARNING*** As the title states this is my Joke Pad. It contains jokes I have collected over the years from all different sources. This blog is for the open minded who dont take offence. If you are offended easily please look else where. This blog is not politically or morally correct it's just me having a laugh and hoping you have a laugh as well. ANY PICTURES OR JOKES YOU'D LIKE TO SHARE PLEASE SEND THEM TO-

Saturday, February 13, 2010

First Gig

Had my first Gig as a stand up comedian at an old people's home last

They didn't get any of my jokes but they still pissed themselves.

First Time

Boy comes home and tells his parents he has just had sex for the first

The proud Dad says 'I'll buy you a bike to celebrate, but you will have to
wait until next pay day"

the boy replies 'that's alright Dad, my arse is too sore to ride it anyway'

Little Larry

Larry watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. 'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked.

'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.

'What's the matter, asked Larry 'Giving up?'

Little Larry

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!'

After a few seconds, Little Larry stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Larry?'

'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!


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