German

A German walks into a library and ask for a book on war.

The librarian says "Fuck off you lost the last two".

i Pad

I've heard that Apple have scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod after realising that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.

Another Quiz Question

One of the other questions was to name two things commonly found in cells.

It appears that Scousers and Pikeys is not the correct answer

Pub Quiz

In a pub quiz the other day I lost by one point.

The question was where do women mostly have curly hair?

Apparently, it's Africa

Grandpa

My small grandson got lost at the shopping mall.......... He approached a uniformed security guard and said, "I've lost my grandpa!"

The guard asked, "What's his name?"

"Grandpa" The guard smiled then asked, "What's he like?"

The little tyke hesitated for a moment and then replied, "Jack Daniels and women with big tits."