Paddy & Mick
Paddy and Mick go to London to donate sperm.
It was a disaster!
Paddy missed the tube and Mick came on the bus!
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Paddy and Mick go to London to donate sperm.
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location.
I stopped at Mc Donalds and ordered some fries.
I've heard that Apple have scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod after realising that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.
One of the other questions was to name two things commonly found in cells.
In a pub quiz the other day I lost by one point.
My small grandson got lost at the shopping mall.......... He approached a uniformed security guard and said, "I've lost my grandpa!"
Apparently the best way to make a cup of tea is to agitate the bag.
After both suffering depression for a while the wife & I were going to commit suicide yesterday.
I went on Dragons Den the other night and showed them my dads old shotgun.