It's Keith

Every day a male co-worker walks up very close to lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a deep breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she cant stand it anymore and takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department. She states she wants to write a sexual harassment grievance against him.

The Personnel Supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks, "what is sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you that your hair smells nice?"

The woman replies "It's Keith the midget".