Girlie Night Out

Two women are walking home after a girlie night out. They are very drunk and as the walk home is taking some time due to their state, they find themselves desperate for a pee. At this moment they are passing a church and decide to relieve themselves behind the headstones in the graveyard.

As they finish taking a leak they both realize they have nothing to wipe themselves with, so the first women decides to use her panties and throw them away.

The second women is wearing very expensive underwear and is reluctant to lose them, but she then notices a new grave nearby with lots of new fresh flowers. 'Just the job' she decides and without another thought duly pulls the bouquet over and uses the ribbon to dry herself. Their task completed the women continue staggering home.

Next morning, the husband of the first woman phones the husband of the second. "we need to keep an eye on our wives. Mine came home with no panties on last night".

"You think you've got problems" exclaims the second husband "My wife came home with a card stuck up her arse that said.

We'll never forget you- From all the lads at the fire station".