Shacks Joke Pad

***WARNING*** As the title states this is my Joke Pad. It contains jokes I have collected over the years from all different sources. This blog is for the open minded who dont take offence. If you are offended easily please look else where. This blog is not politically or morally correct it's just me having a laugh and hoping you have a laugh as well. ANY PICTURES OR JOKES YOU'D LIKE TO SHARE PLEASE SEND THEM TO- shacks247@ntlworld.com

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Family Business

A man is teaching his son Jim the ropes of the family business.

"Watch me deal with this man" he says.

The customer requests a packet of grass seed. The dad asks if he also wants a lawn mower, "these seeds grow very fast" he explains. The man ends up spending £180.

Then Jim tries this technique. "Can I have a packet of Tampax" a male customer asks.

"Would you like a lawn mower with that?" Jim replies.

"Er...why?" asks the man.

"Well sir" Jim says, "It doesn't look like you will be doing anything else this weekend, so why not cut the grass?"

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