Near Death Experience

A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had near death experience and, on seeing God asked. "Is my time up?" God said "No you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live".

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in hospital and have a facelift, liposuction and a tummy tuck. She even had somebody change her hair colour, since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.

After her last operation she was released from hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was run over and killed by a speeding truck. Arriving in front of God, she demanded "I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of the truck?"

God replied "Bloody Hell, I didn't recognize you!"