Suicide

A little man is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps up next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.

This caused the poor little man to start crying.

'Come on man. I was just giving you a hard time,' the biker says. 'Ididn't think you'd CRY.' 'I can't stand to see a man crying."

''This is the worst day of my life,' says the little guy between sobs. 'I can't do anything right.' 'I overslept and was late to animportant meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the car park, I found my car was stolen and I haven't got any insurance. I left my wallet in the taxi I took home. I found my wife in bed withthe gardener and my dog bit me.
So I came to this bar trying to workup the courage to put an end to my life. Then you show up anddrink the poison."