Shacks Joke Pad

***WARNING*** As the title states this is my Joke Pad. It contains jokes I have collected over the years from all different sources. This blog is for the open minded who dont take offence. If you are offended easily please look else where. This blog is not politically or morally correct it's just me having a laugh and hoping you have a laugh as well. ANY PICTURES OR JOKES YOU'D LIKE TO SHARE PLEASE SEND THEM TO- shacks247@ntlworld.com

Saturday, July 12, 2008

Compassion

Sally returned from a doctor's visit one day and told her husband Bruce that the doctor said she only had 24 hours to live.

Wiping away his tears, she asked him to make love to her. Of course he agreed and they made passionate love.
Six hours later, Sally went to him again, and said, 'Honey, now only have18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?'Bruce agreed and again they made love.

Later, Sally was getting into bed when she realized she now had only eight hours of life left. She touched Bruce's shoulder and said, 'Honey?Please? Just one more time before I die.' He agreed, then afterward she rolled over and fell asleep.

Sally, however, heard the clock ticking in her head, and she tossed and turned until she was down to only four more hours. She tapped her husband on the shoulder to wake him up 'Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we...?'

Her husband sat up abruptly, turned to her and said, 'Listen Sal, I'm not being funny .but I have to get up in the morning and you don't..'

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