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Bloke wants his 70yr old wife dead so he goes to ask a killer how to do it.
The killer tells him 'i would shoot her below the left nipple'.
Bloke replies ' i want her fucking dead not knee-capped' !!
posted by Shacks @ 7:01 AM
Shacks Joke Pad
***WARNING*** As the title states this is my Joke Pad. It contains jokes I have collected over the years from all different sources. This blog is for the open minded who dont take offence. If you are offended easily please look else where. This blog is not politically or morally correct it's just me having a laugh and hoping you have a laugh as well. ANY PICTURES OR JOKES YOU'D LIKE TO SHARE PLEASE SEND THEM TO- shacks247@ntlworld.com
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
The killer tells him 'i would shoot her below the left nipple'.
Bloke replies ' i want her fucking dead not knee-capped' !!
Shacks Joke Pad
***WARNING*** As the title states this is my Joke Pad. It contains jokes I have collected over the years from all different sources. This blog is for the open minded who dont take offence. If you are offended easily please look else where. This blog is not politically or morally correct it's just me having a laugh and hoping you have a laugh as well. ANY PICTURES OR JOKES YOU'D LIKE TO SHARE PLEASE SEND THEM TO- shacks247@ntlworld.com
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- Name: Shacks
- Location: Oswaldtwistle, Lancashire, United Kingdom
Left school at 16 and joined the army, served in 12th Air Defence Regiment, Royal Artillery for 6 years. Served in Northern Ireland, Germany, Canada, Iraq.Married with 2 kids.
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