Careful

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.

“Careful, Put in some more butter, Oh my god you’re cooking too many at once. Too many, turn them, turn them” He yelled.

“CAREFUL, they are going to stick to the pan, MORE butter More butter. You never listen to me when your cooking…. Hurry turn them, turn them…… Add some salt come on add the bloody salt” he ordered.

The wife stared at him “What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don’t know how to cook a couple of eggs?”

The husband replied “I wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving!”