Herman

Fifty one years ago, Herman James a North Carolina mountain man was drafted by the Army.

On his first day in basic training the army issued him a comb. That afternoon the army barber sheared off all his hair.

On his second day the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked 7 of his teeth.

On the third day the Army issued him a jock strap. The army has been looking for Herman for ……………….. 51 years now!.