Shacks Joke Pad

***WARNING*** As the title states this is my Joke Pad. It contains jokes I have collected over the years from all different sources. This blog is for the open minded who dont take offence. If you are offended easily please look else where. This blog is not politically or morally correct it's just me having a laugh and hoping you have a laugh as well. ANY PICTURES OR JOKES YOU'D LIKE TO SHARE PLEASE SEND THEM TO- shacks247@ntlworld.com

Friday, May 18, 2007

Death

Patrick opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column that he had died. He quickly phoned his best friend, Finley.

"Did you see the paper?" asked Patrick "They say I died!!"

"Yeah I saw it!" replied Finley "Where the fuck are ye callin from?"

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