Little Woman

Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the landlord, "Pour me a stiff, just had another fight with the little woman."

"Oh yeah!" said Charlie "How did this one end?"

"When it was over, she came to me on her hands and knees!" replied Mike

"Really" said Charlie "Now thats a change! What did she say?"

She said "Come out from under the bed you chicken shit bastard!"