Shacks Joke Pad

***WARNING*** As the title states this is my Joke Pad. It contains jokes I have collected over the years from all different sources. This blog is for the open minded who dont take offence. If you are offended easily please look else where. This blog is not politically or morally correct it's just me having a laugh and hoping you have a laugh as well. ANY PICTURES OR JOKES YOU'D LIKE TO SHARE PLEASE SEND THEM TO-

Sunday, May 07, 2006

Horse Racing

A man is sitting reading his newspaper when the wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan.

" What was that for? " he asks. "That was for the piece of paper in your trouser pocket with the name Mary Ellen written on it, " she replies.

"Don't be silly, " he says, "Two weeks ago when I went to the races its the name of one of the horses I bet on.

"She seems satisfied and at this, she apologizes. Three days later he's again sitting in his chair reading when she nails him with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him out cold. When he comes around, he asks again, " what was that for?!"

She responded," Your f** king horse phoned. "


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