Brandy

A man on his 1st night of his honeymoon decides to have a drink before he has fun with bride. So he goes to the bar and asks the barman for a pint of bitter.

" I do believe sir, that you are on your honeymoon" say the barman. " that's right I am". "Well in that case sir, don't drink any bitter? It makes it shrivel up. Can I suggest a large brandy? Makes you into a lion" says the barman.

The groom agrees, has a large brandy then goes upstairs to see his new wife. About 2 hours later, the groom comes back down to the bar and says to the barman "Brilliant idea of yours, brilliant.. Give me another brandy,..... And a pint of bitter for the wife"