Man in a Pub
A man wearing just a hospital gown and carrying a drip connected to his arm walks into a pub, goes up to the bar and says to the barman... " I’ll have 2 pints of lager and 4 whisky chasers please "
The barman sorts out the man's drinks and lines them up on the bar whereupon the man downs the 4 whiskeys and two pints in quick succession.
The barman stares on, astounded. The man looks at the astonished barman and says..." To be honest, I shouldn't really be drinking with what I’ve got "
"And what have you got ?” enquires the barman. "Sixty seven pence" the man replies.
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