Porky the Dog

A beautiful blonde, sweet-faced , five year old little girl was sitting on a park seat with her little brown spaniel dog.

The local vicar was passing by and he said "Hello my dear, and what is your name?"

"It's Petal" she replied shyly. "Oh what a lovely name ! " said the vicar, "Do you know why you were called Petal?"

"Yes",she said,"Just after I was born I was laying on a blanket under our cherry tree and blossom petal fell on my head, so they called me Petal"
"What a lovely story" said the Vicar, "And what do you call your little dog ?"

"Porky",she replied."And I expect there is a story attached to his name as well ", said the Vicar.

"Yes " she smiled and said," He shags pigs !!"