Turner Brown

A little guy goes into a toilet, looks around and sees this great big guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 16½ stone , 14 inch penis, testicles 2lbs, Turner Brown."

The small guy just faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, by slapping his face and shaking him.

He asks "Are you OK?" In a very weak voice the little guy says, "Excuse me, but what did you just say to me?"

The big dude says, "When I saw the curious look on your face, I just figured I'd give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, weigh 16½ stone., have a 14 inch penis, my testicles weigh 2 lbs., and my name is Turner Brown.

"The small guy says, "Thank God!!! I thought you said 'Turn Around'