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***WARNING*** As the title states this is my Joke Pad. It contains jokes I have collected over the years from all different sources. This blog is for the open minded who dont take offence. If you are offended easily please look else where. This blog is not politically or morally correct it's just me having a laugh and hoping you have a laugh as well. ANY PICTURES OR JOKES YOU'D LIKE TO SHARE PLEASE SEND THEM TO- shacks247@ntlworld.com

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Bad Food

A dietician was addressing a large audience in Chicago:
"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here years ago.
Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. Vegetables can be disastrous to some and none of us realize the long term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.

But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten or will eat it."
"Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief andsuffering for years after eating it?"

A 75-year-old man in the front row stood up and said, "Wedding cake!"

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