There's an Italian, Frenchman & an Irishman

There's an Italian, a Frenchman and an Irishman:

The Italian says, "When I have a-finished makina love with my girl-a-friend, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees. She floatsa 6 inches abova da bed in ecstasy".

The Frenchman replies, "Zat is nothing, when Ah 'ave finished making ze love with ze girlfriend Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah lick ze soles of her feet with mah tongue and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy".

The Irishman says, "Dat's nottin'. When Oi've finished shaggin' me bird, Iget out of da bed, walk over to d'window and wipe me knob on the curtain.

She hits the f*ckin' roof.