Coma

A women who has been in a coma for 2 years, was having a bed bath and everytime the nurse washed her vagina she noticed a twitching on the women's face.

The nurse called the doctor over and showed him what happened everytime she washed the women's vagina. This gave the doctor an idea, he called the women's husband and explained the response they were getting everytime her vagina was washed. The doctor suggested to the husband that he should have oral sex with his wife to see if it would bring her out of her coma.

The husband agreed and in the privacy of the side ward had oral sex with his wife. After about five minutes the alarm triggered and the wife flat-lined and died.

The doctor rushed in and asked "What Happened?"

The husband replied "I think she choked!"