Doctor

A man goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the

Urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers

the urologist is a very attractive female doctor.

The female doctor says, 'I'm going to check your prostate

today, but this new procedure is a little different from what

you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side,

bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a

deep breath and say, '99'.


The guy obeys and says, '99'!

The doctor says, 'Great. Now turn over on your left side and

again, while I repeat the check, please take a deep breath

and say, '99.'

Again, the guy says, '99.'

The doctor said, 'Very good. Now then, I want you to lie on

your back with your knees raised slightly. I'm going to check

your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I'm

going to hold on to your penis and your testicles to keep

them out of the way.

Now take a deep breath and say, '99.'

The guy begins, 'One .....................Two .......................Three.....’