Scouser

A scouser walks into the job centre, marches up to the counter and say's "Hi I'm looking for a job"

The man behind the counter replies " Well weve just got a listing from a wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nympho duaghter. You'll have to drive around in a merceded, uniform provided. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided and you'll also be required to escort the job lady on holiday. The salary is 200k a years".

The scousers says "Your bullshitting me !"

"Well you fucking started it!" replies the man.....