Towel

Some years ago Paddy married an attractive woman, Maggie half his age, in a small coastal village.

After several months Maggie complained that she had never climaxed during sex and according to her Grandmother all Irish women at entitled to climax once and a while.

So to resolve the matter they went to see the Vet since there was no trustworthy Doctor in the village. The vet didn't have a clue but he recall how during a very hot summer, his mother & father would fan a cow (with a big towel) that was having trouble breeding. This would cool her down and help her relax.

So the vet told them to hire a strong, virile young man to wave a big towel over them while they had sex. This the vet said would cause the young wife to cool down, relax and climax.

So the couple hired a young strong man. After many efforts Maggie had still not climaxed so they went back to the vet. The vet said change partners and let the young man have sex with her while Paddy waved the towel.

They tried it that night and Maggie went into wild, ear-splitting climaxes, one right after another for about 2 hours.

When it was over Paddy looked down at the exhausted young man and in a boasting voice said "and that my son is how you wave a fuckin towel"