Pickle Slicer

Bill worked in a pickle factory, he had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife he had a terrible complusion.

He had the urge to stick his penis in the pickle slicer.

His wife suggested he went to see a sex therapist and talk about it, but Bill Bill said he would be to embarrassed and he vowed to overcome his complusion by himself.

Only a few weeks later Bill came home and his wife could see at once something was seriously wrong.

"Whats up Bill?" she asks.

"Do you remember that I told you that I had this tremendous urge to put my penis in the pickle slicer?"

"Oh Bill you didn't?" she exclaimed.

"Yes I did" he replied.

"Oh my God what happened?" she asked

"I got fired!"

"No Bill, what happened to the pickle slicer?"

"O..... she got fired too!" he replied.