Shacks Joke Pad

***WARNING*** As the title states this is my Joke Pad. It contains jokes I have collected over the years from all different sources. This blog is for the open minded who dont take offence. If you are offended easily please look else where. This blog is not politically or morally correct it's just me having a laugh and hoping you have a laugh as well. ANY PICTURES OR JOKES YOU'D LIKE TO SHARE PLEASE SEND THEM TO- shacks247@ntlworld.com

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Pet Shop

3 parrots for sale for £200, £100 & £15.
A woman asks “why is that parrot only £15?”
The shopkeeper replies “Because it lived in a brothel and sometimes swears!”
The woman thinks this is funny and buys the parrot.
When she gets home the parrots says “Fuck me a new brothel!”
The women laughs. Here two daughters arrive home and the parrots says “fuck me new hookers” the women laugh.
The husband arrives home and the parrot says “fuck me Keith haven’t seen you for weeks.”

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