Pet Shop

3 parrots for sale for £200, £100 & £15.
A woman asks “why is that parrot only £15?”
The shopkeeper replies “Because it lived in a brothel and sometimes swears!”
The woman thinks this is funny and buys the parrot.
When she gets home the parrots says “Fuck me a new brothel!”
The women laughs. Here two daughters arrive home and the parrots says “fuck me new hookers” the women laugh.
The husband arrives home and the parrot says “fuck me Keith haven’t seen you for weeks.”