Death Bed

Jake is dying. His wife Becky is by his bedside.

“Becky” he said in a tired voice. “There is something I must confess”

“Shhh there is nothing to confess, everything is alright” replied Becky

“No I must die in peace. I shagged your sister, your best friend and your mother!” confessed Jake.

“I know” whispered Becky “That is why I poisoned you, you bastard!”