$100 Tattoo

Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, 'Where in the hell have you been?'

Larry replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo.'

'A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get?'

'I got a hundred pound note on my privates,' he said proudly.

'What the hell were you thinking?' she said, Shaking her head in disdain. 'Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred pound note tattooed on his privates?'

'Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand.

And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred quid anytime you want.'