Name Change

A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man standing alone.

She approached him. 'My name is Carmen,' she told him.

'That's a beautiful name,' he replied, 'Is it a family name?'

'No,' she replied. 'I gave it to myself.

It reflects the things I like most -- cars and men.' 'What's your name?' she asked.


He said, 'B.J........B.J. Titsengolf'