Shacks Joke Pad

***WARNING*** As the title states this is my Joke Pad. It contains jokes I have collected over the years from all different sources. This blog is for the open minded who dont take offence. If you are offended easily please look else where. This blog is not politically or morally correct it's just me having a laugh and hoping you have a laugh as well. ANY PICTURES OR JOKES YOU'D LIKE TO SHARE PLEASE SEND THEM TO- shacks247@ntlworld.com

Saturday, February 02, 2008

The Railings

Paris Hilton, Tommy Lee and Elton John were walking over a bridge.

Paris trips, and gets her head jammed between the railings. With a couple of sideways glances, Tommy Lee pulls down her panties and shags her senseless.

He stands back and says, "Your turn Elton."

Elton starts crying uncontrollably.

"What's up with you?" asks Tommy Lee.

Elton sobs, "I don't think my head will fit between the railings!".....................

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