BLONDE YEAR REVIEW

January-Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February-Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!......bottles won't fit in printer !!!

March-Got really excited....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said '2-4 years!'

April-Trapped on escalator for hours .... power went out!!!

May- Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June-Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July- Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August- Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open.

September- The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it???

October- Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November- Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!

December - Couldn't call 911 . 'duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!!