Sad & Happy

A husband and wife were sharing a bottle of wine and the husband said I bet you can't tell me something which will make me happy and sad at the same time.

The wife thought and said "how much are you willing to bet?" "£100" he said

"That’s all?" inquired the wife. "Ok £200" he said

"Not too sure of yourself are you" she teased.

Feeling good the husband announced, "£500!"

So the wife smugly took a sip of her wine and said "your cocks bigger than your brothers”