Shopping

An older man approaches a younger woman inside the mall.

'Excuse me,' he said. 'I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?'

The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, 'Sure, sir, do you know where your wife might be?'

'I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, she usually appears out of nowhere.'