Cowboy

A cowboy and his wife had just gotten married and found a nice hotel for their wedding night.

The man approached the Front Desk and asked for a room.He said, "This heerza special 'casion -- our honeymoon-- and we need a nice room with a good strong bed."

The clerk winked -- "You want the 'Bridal'?"

The cowboy reflected on this for a moment and then replied, "Nope, reckon not. Guess I'll jist hold on to her ears til she gits used to it."