Little Johnny

Little Johnny’s neighbour had a baby, but he was born without ears. Mum and Dad went to visit the baby and Johnny was warned not to mention it’s ears or he would get a spanking.

Johnny looked in the cot and said “What a lovely baby, lovely feet, hands and skin. Hows his eyesight?”

The baby’s mother replied “it’s perfect”.

Johnny says “ That’s great he’d be fucked if he needed glasses!!”