Shacks Joke Pad

***WARNING*** As the title states this is my Joke Pad. It contains jokes I have collected over the years from all different sources. This blog is for the open minded who dont take offence. If you are offended easily please look else where. This blog is not politically or morally correct it's just me having a laugh and hoping you have a laugh as well. ANY PICTURES OR JOKES YOU'D LIKE TO SHARE PLEASE SEND THEM TO- shacks247@ntlworld.com

Sunday, March 25, 2007

Max & Paddy

Two Irish blokes were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A blonde walked by and asked what they were doing.

Paddy: "We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole, but we don't have a ladder"

The blonde took a spanner from her purse, loosened a few bolts and laid the flagpole down. She then pulled a tape measure from her pocket, took a few measurements and announced that it was eighteen feet and six inches. She then walked off.

Max: "Ain't that just like a blonde! We need the height and she gives us the length."

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