Superman

Superman was feeling bored after a long day of crime fighting and wantedto go out and party, so he called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a cluband pick up some girls.

Batman said Robin was ill and he had to look after him. A little disappointed, Superman called Spiderman to see if he fancied a few beers. Spiderman told him he had a date with Catwoman.

As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonderwoman's apartment to see ifshe was free. As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonderwoman naked onthe bed with her legs open.

Superman thought to himself: "I'm faster than a speeding bullet. I couldbe in there, have sex, and be out again before she knew what washappening". So Superman did his Super Thing in a split second and flewoff happily.

Meanwhile on the bed, Wonderwoman said: "Did you hear something?""No" said the Invisible Man, "but my fucking arse hurts like hell….