Shacks Joke Pad

***WARNING*** As the title states this is my Joke Pad. It contains jokes I have collected over the years from all different sources. This blog is for the open minded who dont take offence. If you are offended easily please look else where. This blog is not politically or morally correct it's just me having a laugh and hoping you have a laugh as well. ANY PICTURES OR JOKES YOU'D LIKE TO SHARE PLEASE SEND THEM TO- shacks247@ntlworld.com

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Johnny

The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven..., which partof your body goes first?"

Ruth raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands"."Why do you think it's your hands, Ruth?" Ruth replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes you hands first".

"What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.

Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your legs".The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face."Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?"

Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night. Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, 'Oh God, I'm coming!'

"If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her..."

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