Shacks Joke Pad

***WARNING*** As the title states this is my Joke Pad. It contains jokes I have collected over the years from all different sources. This blog is for the open minded who dont take offence. If you are offended easily please look else where. This blog is not politically or morally correct it's just me having a laugh and hoping you have a laugh as well. ANY PICTURES OR JOKES YOU'D LIKE TO SHARE PLEASE SEND THEM TO- shacks247@ntlworld.com

Sunday, January 14, 2007

Quickies

Q-What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A-Juan on Juan.

Q-What is a Yankee?
A-The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

Q-What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
A-The position of the shit bag

Q-Why is divorce so expensive?
A-Because it's worth it.

Q-Why is air a lot like sex?
A-Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

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