Shacks Joke Pad

***WARNING*** As the title states this is my Joke Pad. It contains jokes I have collected over the years from all different sources. This blog is for the open minded who dont take offence. If you are offended easily please look else where. This blog is not politically or morally correct it's just me having a laugh and hoping you have a laugh as well. ANY PICTURES OR JOKES YOU'D LIKE TO SHARE PLEASE SEND THEM TO- shacks247@ntlworld.com

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

More Quickies

Q- What do you call a smart blonde?
A- A golden retriever.


Q- What do attorneys use for birth control?
A- Their personalities.


Q- What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
A- 45 lbs


Q- What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
A- 45 minutes


Q- What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
A- Through his chest with a sharp knife.

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