Shacks Joke Pad

***WARNING*** As the title states this is my Joke Pad. It contains jokes I have collected over the years from all different sources. This blog is for the open minded who dont take offence. If you are offended easily please look else where. This blog is not politically or morally correct it's just me having a laugh and hoping you have a laugh as well. ANY PICTURES OR JOKES YOU'D LIKE TO SHARE PLEASE SEND THEM TO- shacks247@ntlworld.com

Friday, December 15, 2006

Murphy's Law

1-He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

2-Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

3-Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

4-The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

5-If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

6-The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first.

7-The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

8-When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

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