Murphy's Law

1-He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

2-Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

3-Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

4-The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

5-If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

6-The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first.

7-The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

8-When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.