Too Risky

A man and his wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.

The undertaker told the husband "you can have her shipped home for £5,000. or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for £150".

The man thought about it and told the undertaker he would just have to have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend £5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would only spend £150?"

The husband replies, " Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and after 3 days, he rose form the dead. I can't take that fucking chance mate!"