Big Fanny

A woman is worried that her fanny is getting bigger as she gets older, she goes to the bathroom and puts a mirror on the floor and stands over it to have a look.

Just as she is doing this, her hubby who is slightly drunk walks past the door. He rushes in and pushes her across the room, she says "you prick, you could have broke my arm pushing me like that".

You ungrateful bitch he says " if you had fell down that hole you'd have broke your fucking neck!!!!