Fancy Dress
Man goes to a fancy dress party wearing only a glass jar on his penis.
A lady asks “ What have you come as?”
“Fireman!” replies the man, “break the glass, pull the knob and I’ll come as fast as I can!”
posted by Shacks @ 8:16 AM
Shacks Joke Pad
***WARNING*** As the title states this is my Joke Pad. It contains jokes I have collected over the years from all different sources. This blog is for the open minded who dont take offence. If you are offended easily please look else where. This blog is not politically or morally correct it's just me having a laugh and hoping you have a laugh as well. ANY PICTURES OR JOKES YOU'D LIKE TO SHARE PLEASE SEND THEM TO- shacks247@ntlworld.com
Sunday, July 16, 2006
A lady asks “ What have you come as?”
“Fireman!” replies the man, “break the glass, pull the knob and I’ll come as fast as I can!”
Shacks Joke Pad
***WARNING*** As the title states this is my Joke Pad. It contains jokes I have collected over the years from all different sources. This blog is for the open minded who dont take offence. If you are offended easily please look else where. This blog is not politically or morally correct it's just me having a laugh and hoping you have a laugh as well. ANY PICTURES OR JOKES YOU'D LIKE TO SHARE PLEASE SEND THEM TO- shacks247@ntlworld.com
About Me
- Name: Shacks
- Location: Oswaldtwistle, Lancashire, United Kingdom
Left school at 16 and joined the army, served in 12th Air Defence Regiment, Royal Artillery for 6 years. Served in Northern Ireland, Germany, Canada, Iraq.Married with 2 kids.
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