Shacks Joke Pad

***WARNING*** As the title states this is my Joke Pad. It contains jokes I have collected over the years from all different sources. This blog is for the open minded who dont take offence. If you are offended easily please look else where. This blog is not politically or morally correct it's just me having a laugh and hoping you have a laugh as well. ANY PICTURES OR JOKES YOU'D LIKE TO SHARE PLEASE SEND THEM TO- shacks247@ntlworld.com

Saturday, July 01, 2006

Driving Puzzle

Scenario:

You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a steep drop and on your right side is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you.

In front of you is a galloping pig, which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.

Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also travelling at the same speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

Look below for the answer

Answer:

Get off the children's Merry Go Round, you're pissed.

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