Essex Man

An Essex guy goes into the travel agents and said, "I reckon it's time for another holiday. But this year I wanna do things a little different. For the last few years, I took your advice. Two years ago you told me to go to Ibiza. I did and my wife got pregnant. Last year, you told me to go to Majorca. I did and nine months later my wife had another baby."

The travel agent asked, "Are you saying you would rather go to somewhere colder this year?"

"NO," the Essex guy said. "I'm saying this year I'm taking my wife with me."